Dmitri lost his passport in Lisbon. The airline won't fly him. The embassy is closed. He has one way home to Moscow, 3,907 km away: drink, build pressure, and piss hard enough to fly.
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Piss shoots out the back, thrust pushes you forward. Land anywhere in Russia to win.
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Dmitri is holding it in. Don't make him wait too long.